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| me: | *stays home* |
|---|---|
| parents: | why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life |
| me: | *goes out* |
| parents: | omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets |
| me: | *eats* |
| parents: | you are ruining your body with that garbage |
| me: | *doesn't eat something* |
| parents: | we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder? |
| me: | *exhales* |
| parents: | don't give me that attitude |
“Who was your first kiss?”
“Oh ya know, just John Stamos.”
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| Teacher: | C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade! |
|---|---|
| Student: | I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore |
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